Genre: Humour
Stories
featured story Widower John Sheppard wants the best for his daughter, so moves them the only home she's ever known and gets a job as housekeeper for the sometimes acerbic Doctor Rodney McKay.

Categories: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, Laura Cadman, Madison Miller, Original Character(s), Other Canon Character(s), Other Het Pairing, Other Slash Pairing, Rodney McKay
Genre: Alternate Universe, Established Relationship, First Time, Friendship, Humour, Kid!fic, Pre-Relationship, Romance, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 13
Wordcount: 58068 - Hits: 58003
Complete?: No - Published: April 08, 2010 - Last Updated: April 08, 2010
A Fine Arse by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
"All due respect, Sir, you're grunting and groaning so much back there, if I didn't know you were in pain I'd think you were jerking off over my fine arse," Blade said.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Original Character(s), Other Slash Pairing, Tom Ryan
Genre: Humour, Pre-Relationship
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 887 - Hits: 2473
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 26, 2010 - Last Updated: March 26, 2010
Lester has a possible solution to Ryan's housing problem.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: James Lester, Nick Cutter, Other Slash Pairing, Tom Ryan
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 309 - Hits: 1308
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 01, 2010 - Last Updated: April 01, 2010
featured story There were few more incongruous sights than a team of soldiers – even if they were currently in tuxedos, or maybe because of that – and three civilians, including two women in gowns wandering around Tesco buying every bit of veg they could get their hands on.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Abby Maitland, Claudia Brown, Connor Temple, James Lester, James Lester/Jon Lyle (OC), Nick Cutter, Other Het Pairing, Stephen Hart, Stephen Hart/Tom Ryan, Tom Ryan
Genre: Action, Angst, Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3555 - Hits: 1412
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 24, 2012 - Last Updated: April 24, 2012
Aftershave by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
What do you buy you're boyfriend for Christmas?

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Abby Maitland, Claudia Brown, Stephen Hart/Tom Ryan
Genre: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Seasonal, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 552 - Hits: 1476
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 07, 2010 - Last Updated: April 07, 2010
Agrestic by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
The brochure had promised 'Rustic Charm, a truly Agrestic experience.'

Categories: Primeval
Characters: James Lester, Other Slash Pairing, Tom Ryan
Genre: Established Relationship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 126 - Hits: 2192
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 27, 2010 - Last Updated: March 27, 2010
"Riiight... fairies... I'll just be waking up now if you don't mind." Blair said...

Categories: The Sentinel
Characters: Blair Sandburg/Jim Ellison
Genre: First Time, Fluff, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1775 - Hits: 1217
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 07, 2010 - Last Updated: April 07, 2010
April Fools by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"We should tell him, then I can divorce Rhys and we can be together..."

Categories: Doctor Who and Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones
Genre: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 905
Complete?: Yes - Published: July 04, 2010 - Last Updated: July 04, 2010
Jack and Ianto go to the beach.

Categories: Doctor Who and Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones
Genre: Drabble, Fluff, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 1219
Complete?: Yes - Published: July 04, 2010 - Last Updated: July 04, 2010
Baking Cake by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
House. House and Chase are baking a cake... at least, they are supposed to be.

Categories: Misc Fandom
Characters: Other Canon Character(s), Other Slash Pairing
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 407 - Hits: 1277
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 08, 2010 - Last Updated: April 08, 2010
Begging by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
"I'm not begging Cutter!" Lester said.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Nick Cutter/James Lester
Genre: Drabble, Established Relationship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: Primeval Drabbles
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 101 - Hits: 2245
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 30, 2010 - Last Updated: March 30, 2010
Car Trouble by kez (FRM) [Reviews - 0]
Jack tries to entice Martin and Danny out of bed... before they're late for work.

Categories: Without a Trace
Characters: Jack Malone/Martin Fitzgerald/Danny Taylor
Genre: Established Relationship, Humour, Plot-what-Plot, Slash, Threesome
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 453 - Hits: 1185
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 07, 2010 - Last Updated: April 07, 2010
Caveman by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
“It’s hardly the first hickey I’ve ever received. Although it has been some time.”

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Claudia Brown, James Lester, Other Het Pairing
Genre: Het, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 273 - Hits: 1766
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 27, 2010 - Last Updated: March 27, 2010
Chess by kez (FRM) [Reviews - 0]
McGee comes to see Tony after Dead Man Talking

Categories: NCIS
Characters: Anthony DiNozzo/Timothy McGee
Genre: Episode Related, First Time, Humour, Pre-Relationship, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 421 - Hits: 1346
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 26, 2010 - Last Updated: March 26, 2010
Cold by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
Jack sniffled miserably. "I'm dying."

Categories: Doctor Who and Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones
Genre: Established Relationship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 751 - Hits: 2442
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 24, 2010 - Last Updated: March 24, 2010
Concussion by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
David has a concussion.

Categories: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Characters: Nick Stokes/David Hodges
Genre: Drabble, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 1564
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 16, 2011 - Last Updated: March 16, 2011
Dancing by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
John doesn't know how to dance, but someone else does...

Categories: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Genre: First Time, Friendship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1144 - Hits: 1310
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 03, 2010 - Last Updated: April 03, 2010
Dinner by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"That's my desk you've got your size 10's on," Stephen said.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Jon Lyle (OC), Other Slash Pairing, Stephen Hart
Genre: Humour, Pre-Relationship, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 176 - Hits: 1989
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010
Dinner Date by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
John asks Rodney to dinner, but of course, Rodney can't simply *say yes* because that would be too easy.

Categories: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Genre: First Time, Fluff, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 656 - Hits: 1684
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 03, 2010 - Last Updated: April 03, 2010
Exuviate by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"It was my fault," Nick said. "Once the creature had gone back through the anomaly, I didn't think we needed to check the pool."

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Connor Temple, James Lester, Nick Cutter
Genre: Gen, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 156 - Hits: 1913
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010
Fatidical by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"Fantastic, something else to improve my day. Her fatidical rantings are getting on my last nerve," Lester said.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Connor Temple, James Lester, Nick Cutter, Original Character(s), Stephen Hart, Tom Ryan
Genre: Gen, Humour
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 211 - Hits: 1852
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010
Five Times... by kez (FRAO) [Reviews - 0]
Five times John and Rodney got married... and five times they didn't!

Categories: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Evan Lorne, John Sheppard, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, Laura Cadman, Other Het Pairing, Samantha Carter
Genre: Established Relationship, First Time, Foursomes/Moresomes, Friendship, Humour, Pre-Relationship, Romance, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 2506 - Hits: 83
Complete?: Yes - Published: April 03, 2010 - Last Updated: April 03, 2010
Fubsy by kez (FRT) [Reviews - 0]
"Worse school memory?"

Categories: Primeval
Characters: James Lester, Nick Cutter/Stephen Hart, Other Slash Pairing, Tom Ryan
Genre: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 184 - Hits: 2220
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010
Griseous by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"This is your fault," Lester accused turning from the mirror.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: James Lester, Other Slash Pairing, Tom Ryan
Genre: Established Relationship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 123 - Hits: 2019
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010
He's Gone by kez (FRC) [Reviews - 0]
"He's gone!" Cutter practically danced into his office.

Categories: Primeval
Characters: Nick Cutter/Stephen Hart
Genre: Drabble, Established Relationship, Humour, Slash
Warnings: None

Series: Primeval Drabbles
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 100 - Hits: 2363
Complete?: Yes - Published: March 29, 2010 - Last Updated: March 29, 2010