It had been almost cruel upon reflection, just months after Jack and Ianto had finally admitted that they were more than sex, but every year Jack had taunted them with April Fools. This year was pay back.
"What will we do?" Gwen asked.
"I don't know Cariad... perhaps we should run away," Ianto suggested.
"Jack will find us," Gwen said. "We should tell him, then I can divorce Rhys and we can be together..."
"What the hell?" Jack stormed around the corner indignantly. Gwen and Ianto managed to look shocked for only a minute, before bursting out laughing.